sorrryy

i've been missing out on posting recently so much has happened. so many ppl have been covered in chocolate. mostly me arm deep up to ur armpits kinda covered. it kinda looks like a world cup trophy when its all coated too. u know the one maradonna held up. i think they changed it recently so it looks diff now. shame. oh btw works going fab. lots to climb on like a monkey and plenty to laugh about. mostly ppl. they provide hrs of entertainment. its like a big drama series. could easy make a series on them lot :)

thanks to all the bloggers too btw. good to see the comments i never even knew existed !!!!
i'll be back soon with more info :)

I'm still here, just....

ok i've been out of sorts again for a while away from home. Working away as usual again. back to reality. I've been thinking about retiring after xmas tho. so i can live the high life. i got no idea what to do for money yet. But i'll work on that. any money making ideas anyone?

Theories

Some interesting theories i've been hearing recently about life. one is u only get so many heartbeats in ur life. so one person i know takes it slow, everywhere he goes. eats slow, walks slow. talk slow. pretends he cant hear u. just to keep his heartbeat counts down.
I did happen to remember a footballer who died of SDS (sudden death syndrome) it was marc viven-foe but i thought it was rigobert song, which when i told my mate he said if u ever have a kid, u have to call him rigobert.
some name lol.

todays song was mostly that one by sugar babes -cos i know how i feel about u now-
roll on.......errr.....friday? mmm...prolly not....roll on a different life.

Ugghh

Not been keeping this all up to date. i do apologise, i've been dying today, no work. I've got a throat like someones rubbed sand paper down it, fever, stomach aches, headaches. i'm just not all here.

why we here again?

i'm knackered, and its gettin late. today i was rushed off me feet. organising more stuff than i've had to do in a long time. it all came naturally tho when i was up against it. sorted out alot of things by simply thinking logically. few red herrings that i had to decipher between but got problems sorted out np. other than that. todays songs were hero by enrique inglesias and generator, by holloways and....i cant remeber it atm. ahh well. i'll get back to it.

Saturdays findings...

well this is about the best thing i found today

Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!

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It's F F F FFFriiday

about time friday came around, i had an easy afternoon/evening til about 2hrs til the end of the shift when all hell broke loose. mess all over. nothing going right and all anyone wants to do is see the weekend come around. Just about sorted for the time the next shift comes in :)
Finally it's time to leave. them last 2 hrs seemed longer than the whole shift.

non productive time

same old same old. travel in and sing ur heart out, even during work. its embarassing sometimes but who cares if someone hears u sing out loud. they dont know me and i dont know them. nobody gets hurt. could be worse i coulda been saying the lords prayer out loud then they'd think i'm weird.

anyway nothing happened apart from lots of digging around hunting for problems and finding them to be somewhere a mile away from where they had us looking. ahh well theres always tomorrow.

todays song was that whistling one that has lyrics 'would u go out with someone like me' dont as why its jus got a catchy whistling tune to it :)

39 steps in reverse 93

I'm gettin in to work 14:37 in the car singing at the top of me voice to cupids chokehold by Gym Class Heroes. I pass a few co-workers while i'm headed to park me car (round the back cos theres no spaces left, i wish i was earlier or later then i'd get parked right at the front door) One of workers i pass is one i get changed next to, who shall be the character of the day.


A small fellow, the looks of roland rat and the dress sense of Dr Who. wearing 2 hats and a rupert the bear scalf and stands around 5'4' tall. Always seen with at least 1 or 2 coats on as well even in summer.


I count the steps on my job that i have to keep an eye on. 93 steps, from one end of the process to the other, over 8hrs a day or evening.


Best time is the break time. sitting with the characters in there you could make the best Big Brother or even a sitcom, depending who u sit with it's either random comedy, depressing work talk of what is to come in the future or utter boredom from ppl who just couldn't make u laugh unless they fell off their seats in front of u.

Met a fwe new starters at work too. So many of them around these days. One that never really speaks and has a face like a well smacked arse and another who looked like a fat Lily Allen. ahh well. they say everyone has a twin in the world, just hope mines not so close to home, and not better looking than me.


No 'real' action at work this time. all ran pretty smoothly had to do a 5 min job which made me sweat like mad in the stupid heat that u get used to until u have to do something physical.

finish time comes around and yay, time to go home. It's like beign back at school. everyone nashing to get out asap.

Why we here and where do we go?

Hi everyone this is me 1st blog thingy, so be patient with me. I'm gonna summarise how a day to day life is in my world at work, as and when i can.

I'll start by saying its like a joke shop. but trying to make food at the same time. Its a complete laugh a minute, through the stupidity and shear lack of organisation that unfolds on a daily basis. Being a factory environment also allows for alot of mucking about and vile language. which as long as u arent a prude can be a good laugh.

I'll try to remember a few incidents from the past, as well as keep up to date with current jokes and comical lack of commucation incidents. I.E. how not to run your business lol.